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Green Yellow Blue Purple

by Raccoon Fink

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FUCK Connections! You don't make any sense FUCK Connections! Your clues are really dense FUCK Connections! I hate your stupid jokes FUCK Connections! Your existence is revoked I don't think that you're clever I don't think that you're smart You're breaking your own contract from the very fucking start You think it's misdirection when it's just a lazy trick I think that maybe it is time TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK! FUCK Connections! You don't make any sense FUCK Connections! Your clues are really dense FUCK Connections! You really are a bore FUCK Connections! I’ll never get all four! But seriously you can't just make up a category like woodwind instruments and then FOUR OF THEM ARE ACTUAL *REED* INSTRUMENTS WHICH IS A *SUBSET* OF WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS BUT ONE OF THEM ISN'T THE MATCH!!! THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT!!!! 
Oh, oh yeah, and so one day, they did the NAMES of mahjong tiles and like, alright, I guess I can kinda see it... although I bet a lot of people are like me and only know the pictograms and not the names, but like... GET! THIS! It wasn't even purple! IT WASN'T EVEN PURPLE!
 Like, seriously, how was I supposed to fucking get that?!?! 
 IN CONCLUSION: FUCK Connections! You don't make any sense FUCK Connections! Your clues are really dense FUCK Connections! You're too late to be saved FUCK Connections! I'm pissing on your grave!
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[QUACK] Connections! You don't make any sense [QUACK] Connections! Your clues are really dense [QUACK] Connections! I hate your stupid jokes [QUACK] Connections! Your existence is revoked I don't think that you're clever I don't think that you're smart You're breaking your own contract from the very [quack]ing start You think it's misdirection when it's just a lazy trick I think that maybe it is time TO PUNCH YOU IN THE [GOAT SCREAM]! [QUACK] Connections! You don't make any sense [QUACK] Connections! Your clues are really dense [QUACK] Connections! You really are a bore [QUACK] Connections! I’ll never get all four! But seriously you can't just make up a category like woodwind instruments and then FOUR OF THEM ARE ACTUAL *REED* INSTRUMENTS WHICH IS A *SUBSET* OF WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS BUT ONE OF THEM ISN'T THE MATCH!!! THAT'S JUST BULL[MOO]!!!! 
Oh, oh yeah, and so one day, they did the NAMES of mahjong tiles and like, alright, I guess I can kinda see it... although I bet a lot of people are like me and only know the pictograms and not the names, but like... GET! THIS! It wasn't even purple! IT WASN'T EVEN PURPLE!
 Like, seriously, how was I supposed to [quack]ing get that?!?! 
IN CONCLUSION: [QUACK] Connections! You don't make any sense [QUACK] Connections! Your clues are really dense [QUACK] Connections! You're too late to be saved [QUACK] Connections! I'm pissing on your grave!

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The 2023 Fourth Strike Song Jam was a series of prompts for writing music. Week 1 was:

PHONE IT IN 📱
CHALLENGE: The title of your song must be the name of one of your "most used" emojis
BONUS CHALLENGE: Oops, your phone is running out of storage. Better make the song shorter than 1m 59s!

My most used emoji are the various squares from the New York Times Wordle and Connections daily puzzle games, as I paste my results into chats with friends every day.

This is my... impassioned song about Connections.

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released February 6, 2024

© and ℗ 2024 Raccoon Fink

Mixing by Deidra Skye (tonalchroma.bandcamp.com)
Additional Mixing and Mastering by Jamie Hill at Department of Energy Management, Tacoma (deptofenergymgmt.com)

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Raccoon Fink Apex, North Carolina

Electronic soundscapes from the dungeon to the club.

Dungeon Synth, Electronica, Chiptune, and everything inbetween.

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